- set animals from the zoo free and watch them stampede down main street
- go on an all expenses paid shopping spree
- drive on the other side of the street
- spray paint rainbow flags on your homophobic neighbor’s house
- raid costco to stock up for your next major party (don’t forget to drop by the liquor store, kids!)
- catch up on your favorite shows- go steal the DVD boxsets
- this is the cheapest sex toys are ever gonna be, so you might as well take advantage of that, too
"Excuse me, where is this bus heading to?"
Things I want to know about The Purge:
• Who cleans up all the dead bodies
• What happens to the people in prison during the purge
• Also people in hospitals
• Why is no one robbing banks
• or going to stores and taking what you want
• would famous people purge…like would you see Jennifer Lawrence killing people?
• Also why do rich people need to purge to “cleanse their souls?”…because daddy didn’t buy you the right car oorrrr like what?
*rips that tag off of my mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” during The Purge*
Hannibal getting bored during the purge