adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.